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corky74

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  1. SCAB - The things I awoke to find scattered all over my penis after that crazy night with the Puerto Rican transvestite hooker. I was gonna wear a condom, but I figured what the hell - when's the next time I'll ever be in Haiti?
  2. i LOVE to fuck with the equipment! ONE time, I put my wookie in a stamping press. OUCH! i won't do THAT ever again lol! Thank got for wokkers comp! HEY DARk whats happening?
  3. Underfed Amazon Wookie!!! CHEWBACCA RULZ!! CHEWY!
  4. I HAVE 98 DEGREES! I JUST LOVE THAT NICK LACHEY!!! HE USED TO DO IT WITH JESSICA SIMSON, YOU KNOW!!! DONT MES WITH DARKE! HE IS MORE LEARNED THEN YOU! RIGHT ANAKIN? MY CAT'S BREATH SMELLS LIKE CAT FOOD! CORKY OUT!
  5. I BELIEVE IN JESUS!!! I ALSO BELIEVE IN THE TOOTH FAIRY, EASTER BUNNY, AND THE MAN ON THE MOON!!! JESUS DIED FOR CORKY'S SINS!! YIPPEE!!! BRING OUT THE GENITAL CUFFS RUPRECHT, WE'RE GONNA PARTY NOW! YOU'RE KING DAVID!!! I LOVE YOU BECAUSE YOU KILL PEOPLE! JESUS SAVZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CORK
  6. HA HA HA I LIKE DARK. HE IS NICE!!! YOU PEOPLE ARE BEAN MEAN TO IMH FOR NO REASON WHY. LEAVE HIM ALONE!! CORKY RULEZ! I BENT MY WOOKIE.
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