Trunk Handle Mod... Satire Heavy... Please Read the Entire Post...
Are you tired of all those fingerprints on your trunk paint? Is your trunk hard to close? Is the oil from your greasy hands eating away at your paint? Wish you had a handle that could help you close that trunk without touching your just detailed car? For a limited time offer you can purchase......
"The Trunk Handle"
Available now at your local Home Depot Store.
For the low price of $3.47 + your Local City tax, County tax, State tax, Federal tax & Obama healthcare tax you can custom make your own personalized custom trunk handle. The Home Depot Trunk handle gives you a choice in mounting locations. Top of the plate, bottom of the plate, upside down, right side up. As a added bonus your local overzealous law enforcement probably won't pull you over for covering your license plate because its almost invisible.
Now I know your wondering how can I buy the "Trunk Handle" at my local home dept store. Well today and only for the next 61 minutes I will provide you with the photo of the materials needed for the "Trunk Handle" mod. All you need to do is donate a canned item of food or a "Toys for Tots" item at your local Home Depot and pick up your almost ready to use "Trunk Handle"
Disclaimer for the legal boys in the blue suits:.....
Power drill, marking pencil, drill bits, sandpaper, tape measure, screwdriver, can all be hazardous to your health and you may inflict bodily injury on yourself. " Trunk Handle " and its employees are not responsible for any damage, bodily injury.