Mark B. Morrow Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 (edited) http://www.baltimoreexaminer.com/opinion/c...ge_English.html • “The person was an innocent by standard, who just happened to be the victim of your friend’s careless responsibility.” • “Society has moved toward cereal killers.” • “Romeo and Juliet exchanged their vowels.” • “Willie Loman put Biff on a petal stool.” • “Another effect of smoking is it may give you cancer of the thought.” • “The children of lesbian couples receive as much neutering as those of other couples." Or, when asked to use the past tense of “fly” in a sentence: “I flought to Chicago.” Edited November 17, 2008 by Mark B. Morrow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickF1011 Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 Ahh...the good ol' Examiner. The Baltimore paper for normal people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixt9coug Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 (edited) "• “Many attempt to blame Kurt Schmoke for the decline in the population, yet Donald Schaefer suffered the same oral deal.”" I thought oral deals were illegal in the US? Well, not Nevada. That article is too funny. I would love to post an essay that my girlfriend wrote on here, but she would kick my ass for making fun of her in front of other people. She wanted me to proofread it at 11PM the day before it was due. I re-wrote the whole damn thing by the time it was said and done. This one made me LOL in the office... dear god that was great! "• “Jogging on a woman’s ovaries can be dangerous to her health.” Edited November 17, 2008 by Sixt9coug Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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