who Posted November 15, 2009 Share Posted November 15, 2009 (edited) Trunk Handle Mod... Satire Heavy... Please Read the Entire Post... Are you tired of all those fingerprints on your trunk paint? Is your trunk hard to close? Is the oil from your greasy hands eating away at your paint? Wish you had a handle that could help you close that trunk without touching your just detailed car? For a limited time offer you can purchase...... "The Trunk Handle" Available now at your local Home Depot Store. For the low price of $3.47 + your Local City tax, County tax, State tax, Federal tax & Obama healthcare tax you can custom make your own personalized custom trunk handle. The Home Depot Trunk handle gives you a choice in mounting locations. Top of the plate, bottom of the plate, upside down, right side up. As a added bonus your local overzealous law enforcement probably won't pull you over for covering your license plate because its almost invisible. Now I know your wondering how can I buy the "Trunk Handle" at my local home dept store. Well today and only for the next 61 minutes I will provide you with the photo of the materials needed for the "Trunk Handle" mod. All you need to do is donate a canned item of food or a "Toys for Tots" item at your local Home Depot and pick up your almost ready to use "Trunk Handle" Disclaimer for the legal boys in the blue suits:..... Power drill, marking pencil, drill bits, sandpaper, tape measure, screwdriver, can all be hazardous to your health and you may inflict bodily injury on yourself. " Trunk Handle " and its employees are not responsible for any damage, bodily injury. Edited November 15, 2009 by who Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pcsgrp35se Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 I went over to Home Depot saturday and looked at the heavy duty corner protetors and they didn't look all that strong and had a lot of flexibility in them. I didn't have the posting so I couldn't check the SKU number but is yours very stiff and breakage resistat or does it looklike anything strong would trash it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
who Posted November 27, 2009 Author Share Posted November 27, 2009 The corner guard is flexible but I grabbed a length of it and twisted it hard and it does not break. It not rigid like Plexiglas that might snap. Regardless I did double up on the handle and moved it to the bottom of the license plate. It was hard to reach in its top position. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pcsgrp35se Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 I was thinking about doing just that and using some clear adhesive to hold the two parts together. When you doubled them up did you use any adhesive? I was thinking crazy glue type but I know a lot of plastics dissolve when you use this stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transitman Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 I was thinking about doing just that and using some clear adhesive to hold the two parts together. When you doubled them up did you use any adhesive? I was thinking crazy glue type but I know a lot of plastics dissolve when you use this stuff. When it gets shortened to a 8 to 10 inch length does it stiffen up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pcsgrp35se Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 I may pick up a piece this weekend after I finally throw on the winter tires Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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