Found this response on another forum....wish I could take credit
- We are dedicated to preserving and expanding the Mercury brand and it's line up with...
- No you're not.
- We are TOO! We will give them smaller cars so that they'll complement Lincoln...
- No you won't Alan.
- YES WE WILL!!!
- Stop it.
- ( puts fingers in ears ) WE WILL GIVE THEM SMALLER AND FUEL EFFICIENT CARS, AND THE PEOPLE WILL BUY THEM, AND THAT JILL WOMAN WILL SELL THEM AND LOOK HOT IN PHOTOS FOR THEM, AND..
- Then why did you just present a C segment Lincoln concept?
- MERCURY IS NOT DEAD, IT WILL LIVE ON AND ON AND ON AND wait... what?
- The Lincoln C concept ( shifts computer screen so that Alan can see )
- That's a Megane. OH SHIT!
- What?
- The grille.
- What about it.
- It's a Lincoln.
- Yeah.
- Is it new? It kinda looks early 2000s-ish.
- Brand new, just revealed.
- Oh... ( pauses, awkward silence ) That Jill woman is still pretty hot though.
- Yes, yes she is.
- Maybe she could still work for Lincoln.
- Meh, maybe... What about Mercury?
- Who?
- Yup, that's what i thought.