Mr hinkyDink

did u all see the standing committie suport for me? they love me long time!! woo hoo i VOW to love them back and promise not to do anything! me love all the supporters long timey! to all the naysayers u dont know what u doing! pls put me back in office so i dont have to work so hard in head line i proomise to help close the plant since i closed 12 plants already yes 12, i know its alot but come on i am PROUD i know nothing but i do like women at car washes! so support me oct 24th

hey lima dont suck its a BLACK HOLE! anyone can come in but no ones leaves at least while im chairmen! u know u all love me i gotz 33% support last election before i wigged it! i see a wabbit awound here somewhere

hey ya all retards, whoops i didnt mean that i mean lima peeps ! its that favorite guy agian, dont forget to vote for me oct 24th i need to get back in and ITS MY RIGHT! TO MAKE LIMA GREAT AGAIN! AFTER I MEssed it up! please support my bulldog crew as they will woof your house down if u dont! remember i gotz the orange hair and the body of trump so support me cause i want to close lima!

is mine time wasnting? i think nots. i dont have any, i am busy beaver in the love cave! thats why me and julie.....whoops nvm. julie is leaving...so sad...plant will never bes the same indy has seen its time and IS no more! stop living past tense and move up to hinkle POWER! i am ze best!

best contract ever jakey! please come down and lets chat over super capicinno! -hinky

what is a bogus? antiguey u voted no then you voted yes ? we have special union job for u , please come at once!

the thing is jamaca is that u have to be involved and u aintie so u come to my office tomm and we talk about what kinda fruitie flavors u like ok ?

all details are out and major massive YES come out! so u love the bestie contract ! yes or u move ? greatest ever contract!

thanks mucho for you yesie vote! now that u did u not see me for 4 years bestie contract in 44 years at lima!

maybe u come to info mtg u learn somethign eh antiguey

yup we DO care!, sry gone so long! but quickie update from the LOVE shack in Lima we approved my firstie contractie in fo years! yey! we got a great local and great national! now we can start bringin in the temps for trades and prod, that will do us good! we have contract workers starting in production and trades in april! please be nice to them! they are ur cousins! Lima is really really good plant with lots of potential! remember we are trashfers that hate everybody, even other trashfers

if u aint interested in local 1219 then bug out, we got the best ever deal and chairmen, now shoosh

superjakazz, imma put you under my desk for 10 sec. i want you to knwo this is the bestest plant ever, and now u got the bestest committie and the bestest chairmen ever with a bestest contract! now sign it and u will love it coming your way!

democrats are the only ones that care! we should always be supportive since they pump up the economy! hinky says thats is what goes!

you first!

just want you all to know , this is super duper quickie(ha) news flash from slima the ghetto! int uaw has come down and done a fabulous job with our local, vote coming oson, me so glad i no have to worke! super stalling works!(rememeber to do this on your job in the plant, no matter what it is) also in other news the super secret love child is developing nicely, in fact it is tripletts! kinda like my uniion experience cards, they go so fast!!! woo hoo between me and clown brown, we have decide on names, stinky,dinky,pinky please congradulate us if u see us in the plant! we look forward to not talking to you!... also be aware it will be legal to slap ppl, (except for me, dont slap me pls) this is new super duper union rule- and furthermore if u into S and M that willl be permited behind see thru doors! also working with the super duper plant controlller(comb over) he has set up pick axes and guns in the ford stores, please feel free to purchase one or two, no more. for each people! ammo is seperate, and please only thro the axes at ppl u dont like, we dont want ppl u do like to get hurte! thanks thaqt be it for 3 years, c you in 2017!

amazing, annother super duper loyal worshiper! yea, i was really really hoping for a shit at Iuaw or maybe a secretary! but after i didnt swallow (i puked all over) i dont think they will have me. me and dumbells have a super secret gay pack, that will allow us to be gay proud and still have big butt girlfriends! woo hoo, i be so excited! we are taking things to new levels! BTW quickie(ha ha )update, we have filed 999 grieveances since i took office a mere 2.78 years ago! FYI i reallys dont care how many i actually get solved, cause it makes me lookie wonderful union strong man uppy to IUAW in case u want to know i have yet to get one resolved cause u know, it looks good! i got 99 problems but solving grienveances aint one! i want u all to know how much i care, u come tell me and i will file big bad grievences and they make company look bad! if u make me mad i send billly jay jimmy bob, out to do many safety write ups! (i hope he puts that super sub down long enough to do something) i have a fwand of a fwand of a fwand that loves me up at IIUAW, sos mes ahopin that i can go when they call. maybe be bit sooner then i like tho, since SLIMA is not doing well. me and juile has a luv child on way, as u all know, so when i help close the plant, i can baby sit while she works! stay toon for more local super news!

heyo! we got some new trashfers! 14 worthless pos's. we figures that we will call them thinkles they are creme filled yummies, just swallow and pray they dont enlarge in your throat! words on the street is the lcoal is all wrapped up but downtown J recommend we wait till we have a snowday to have a vote so all can approve it so on feb 28th 2017 we will have a vote!

ive come up with a new holiday starting in may we will have cinco de hinko all employees and uaw'ers will be required o show up for wokie fo 12 hrs, without any pay we will have booz and dawgs for all! please thank me laters

we have been working so hard! the entire super team will be taking a 2.3 year break! we are working on changing work schedules and work times as well! it dont get any better then this we are working on special super duper stuff duing the hard fought work week, 'like a bring your pet to work day' and a screaming day also working on going to a 7 crew possibly summer or fall or winter 2016. we are also looking at handing suckers out for special super suckers out there....show us some solidarity love! we should be on the floor signing autographs on nov 4th at 10:10 am. please make arrangements to be there that day, if your on FMLA (as is 95% of the plant) please try to come in anyway we are also looking at changing break times....we only need 5 min a day to go pee. so anymore then that will result in 'special time' also make sure if u get sick u come into work, no excuse! we like our bonuses

hey we sorry guys, we were in super secret love nest, and we's not wantied to leave tope secret love making, er i mean negoitiating..... anyhows wait till u see the super duper local we will have chicken dinners for all every employees every wed(after the slapping day contestie) dont forget we have black belt karate, everyone must be certified on this immediatly pronto! we are promotong a new guy- super tickie he will be me right hand mandy. he is doing a great job as the assistant super duper chairmen jobs. if u see hims out in plant pklease slap away! he will love u for it super duiper local should be done in 15 years.

What kind of game would u like to play?? I like parcheesi and sorry and monopoloy I also like playing hide the weasel in someone in secret top negoitirating

hey quite bashing us we doing super duper impotant job! now comes on. quick update on the world wide web! we getting close to our super duper local/nathional/regional conmtract we should be done sometime soon like 3/4/99 please wait it will be super duper. i am getting so close to labor reps i accidentally got them with child!, it was accident!!! i swear! we have decided that i cant decide! so we will outsource the d35 program and have it made in mexico/canada please udderstand we working super duper hard!~ we cant be on the floor at all for the next 9 months! now dont forget we love you long time! dont forget the chicken dinner! we had a winner on the slapping contest so holy plant get some! dont forget to throw some money under the chairmens desk as special thanks! i accept 20$ bills! only

99 tiers on the wall.......

Wonder if this is true. I have to talk with my upper connections. I'm so busy in the off site love nest I'll let u all in on a secret.. My new love child could be here before our new contract is done! We are taking 40 hrs and discussing if we should have a slap day each week. We are also discussing getting super pay if u slap someone that deserves it