Critic Posted March 30, 2009 Share Posted March 30, 2009 As to the question of Wagoner & GM, let's face it people. The administration did no more than carry out the GM board of directors' fiduciary responsibilities. Governor William J. Le Petomane: Holy underwear! Sheriff murdered! Innocent women and children blown to bits! We have to protect our phoney baloney jobs here, gentlemen! We must do something about this immediately! Immediately! Immediately! Harrumph! Harrumph! Harrumph! Governor William J. Le Petomane: [pointing to a member of his cabinet] I didn't get a "harrumph" out of that guy! Hedley Lamarr: Give the Governor harrumph! Politician: Harrumph! Governor William J. Le Petomane: You watch your ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark B. Morrow Posted March 30, 2009 Share Posted March 30, 2009 Governor William J. Le Petomane: Holy underwear! Sheriff murdered! Innocent women and children blown to bits! We have to protect our phoney baloney jobs here, gentlemen! We must do something about this immediately! Immediately! Immediately! Harrumph! Harrumph! Harrumph! Governor William J. Le Petomane: [pointing to a member of his cabinet] I didn't get a "harrumph" out of that guy! Hedley Lamarr: Give the Governor harrumph! Politician: Harrumph! Governor William J. Le Petomane: You watch your ass. Mel Brooks for GM CEO. Thruways throughout the nation. Somebody go get a shitload of dimes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silvrsvt Posted March 30, 2009 Share Posted March 30, 2009 Which might work IF the courts are not part of the scheme. -Ovaltine Better watch out for the Black Helicopters coming your way :rolleyes: The Feds doing what they are doing to GM and Chrysler and applying that to Ford is downright stupid...its almost akin to them taking over Apple or Google if they had a bad quarter or two Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PREMiERdrum Posted March 30, 2009 Share Posted March 30, 2009 US Government: Bring out yer dead. [a man puts a body on the cart] Taxpayers: Here's one. Government: That'll be ninepence. GM: I'm not dead. Government: What? Taxpayers: Nothing. There's your ninepence. GM: I'm not dead. Government: 'Ere, he says he's not dead. Taxpayers: Yes he is. GM: I'm not. Government: He isn't. Taxpayers: Well, he will be soon, he's very ill. GM: I'm getting better. Taxpayers: No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment. Government: Well, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations. GM: I don't want to go on the cart. Taxpayers: Oh, don't be such a baby. Government: I can't take him. GM: I feel fine. Taxpayers: Oh, do me a favor. Government: I can't. Taxpayers: Well, can you hang around for a couple of minutes? He won't be long. Government: I promised I'd be at Auburn Hills. They've lost Chrysler, Dodge and Jeep today. Taxpayers: Well, when's your next round? Government: Thursday. GM: I think I'll go for a walk. Taxpayers: You're not fooling anyone, you know. Isn't there anything you could do? GM: I feel happy. I feel happy. [theGovernment glances up and down the street furtively, then silences the Body with his a whack of his club] Taxpayers: Ah, thank you very much. Government: Not at all. See you on Thursday. Taxpayers: Right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomServo92 Posted March 30, 2009 Share Posted March 30, 2009 US Government: Bring out yer dead. [a man puts a body on the cart] Taxpayers: Here's one. Government: That'll be ninepence. GM: I'm not dead. Government: What? Taxpayers: Nothing. There's your ninepence. GM: I'm not dead. Government: 'Ere, he says he's not dead. Taxpayers: Yes he is. GM: I'm not. Government: He isn't. Taxpayers: Well, he will be soon, he's very ill. GM: I'm getting better. Taxpayers: No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment. Government: Well, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations. GM: I don't want to go on the cart. Taxpayers: Oh, don't be such a baby. Government: I can't take him. GM: I feel fine. Taxpayers: Oh, do me a favor. Government: I can't. Taxpayers: Well, can you hang around for a couple of minutes? He won't be long. Government: I promised I'd be at Auburn Hills. They've lost Chrysler, Dodge and Jeep today. Taxpayers: Well, when's your next round? Government: Thursday. GM: I think I'll go for a walk. Taxpayers: You're not fooling anyone, you know. Isn't there anything you could do? GM: I feel happy. I feel happy. [theGovernment glances up and down the street furtively, then silences the Body with his a whack of his club] Taxpayers: Ah, thank you very much. Government: Not at all. See you on Thursday. Taxpayers: Right. Gotta love Python! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cocheese Posted March 30, 2009 Share Posted March 30, 2009 ...yet. Took the words right out of my mouth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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