TheLemon Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 Feel free to give us shit when you're done laughing! Made with pride in Montreal, Canada for our beloved Blue Oval friends...... Enjoy! :happy feet: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadrunner Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 What? No naked Kate Winslett? You suck! Give us Winslett! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLemon Posted December 19, 2006 Author Share Posted December 19, 2006 What? No naked Kate Winslett? You suck! Give us Winslett! Sorry! We have no budget for her! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OAC_Sparky Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 Sorry! We have no budget for her! Not after the failed lawsuits? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLemon Posted December 19, 2006 Author Share Posted December 19, 2006 Not after the failed lawsuits? No! You don't understand.... We're waiting for THEM to sue us! Tell me Sparky! Did you like the story? ha ha ha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OAC_Sparky Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 Tell me Sparky! Did you like the story? ha ha ha! Sure, reminded me of the Greek tragedy of Oedipus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MUD99 Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 (edited) Sure, reminded me of the Greek tragedy of Oedipus. It reminded me of the Lemon shaped piece of crap that was in the toilet earlier today. Do us all a favor, take a buyout and work for some foreign company with your intelligence it may actually help ford out. Edited December 19, 2006 by MUD99 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MTP_UAW Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 Not after the failed lawsuits? LoL, too Funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicious1 Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 That's the funniest one yet......but you still suck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OAC_Sparky Posted December 20, 2006 Share Posted December 20, 2006 It reminded me of the Lemon shaped piece of crap that was in the toilet earlier today.If your crap is lemon shaped, I would get that checked, sounds like you need fiber. Do us all a favor, take a buyout and work for some foreign company with your intelligence it may actually help ford out. If that's directed at me, I like my job, no buyouts for me.If that's directed at Lemon, he doesn't work for Ford. He's too old and couldn't pass the medical. That's the funniest one yet......but you still suck :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IPITYDAFOOL VIRUSFREE Posted December 20, 2006 Share Posted December 20, 2006 LoL, too Funny! Can you do the Lions. From Barry Sanders to Millen to the suck-ass wr draft picks. Lemon come on I want to see sportscenter, your version of the Lions since Scott Mitchell and that playoff game in the last century. Ford is on the way forward Lions still going backwards 2-12 on the way to 2-14. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoMoVisteon Posted December 20, 2006 Share Posted December 20, 2006 Got to hand it to you, Lemon, you definately know how to bring out the laughs even in the most trying and difficult times for us at Ford. I haven't stopped laughing as I post this...................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OTISFORDSUCKS Posted December 20, 2006 Share Posted December 20, 2006 TheLemon: HELLO FRIEND! GREAT! http://www.otisfordsucks.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twincam Harley Posted December 20, 2006 Share Posted December 20, 2006 TheLemon: HELLO FRIEND! GREAT! http://www.otisfordsucks.com Way too much time on this guy's hands. Not that it's helping his cause any but I guess it's stress relief as he takes his fight to the grave...which will be soon if he doesn't let it go. Maybe some Prozac? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ovaltine Posted December 20, 2006 Share Posted December 20, 2006 (edited) Where was the famous arms outstretched, "flying" scene on the bow? I think an addition/update is called for! Like this: Also...where was the embedded Celine Dion "Titanic" .wav file? Other than that..... BRAVO! BRAVO! B) -Ovaltine Edited December 20, 2006 by Ovaltine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mechanic Posted December 20, 2006 Share Posted December 20, 2006 Great job Lemon! very amusing. hope to see some more from you. the lions parody is a great idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SU-FI Posted December 20, 2006 Share Posted December 20, 2006 so much time spent on stupid shit like that, you could've actually done something worthwhile in your life instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLemon Posted December 20, 2006 Author Share Posted December 20, 2006 Where was the famous arms outstretched, "flying" scene on the bow? I think an addition/update is called for! Like this: Also...where was the embedded Celine Dion "Titanic" .wav file? Other than that..... BRAVO! BRAVO! B) -Ovaltine I hope you like the scene on the bow.... in for the embedded Celine Dion "titanic" .wav file..... I would say: To be a pain in the ass is fine but to be a pain in the ears is an another thing.... Waiting for your suggestions! Thank you for your comments! Got to hand it to you, Lemon, you definately know how to bring out the laughs even in the most trying and difficult times for us at Ford. I haven't stopped laughing as I post this...................... Like we always said: We have nothing against the guy who puts part A into part B.... We just hate the top management's crew and the Ford family! Nothing against you people. You're just following orders from the top of the pyramid... Anyway! Our goal was to put a smile in your face and hopefully this gets to the top... I wish Billy and Mark could see this "titanic parody" and talk about it..... and learn how they are perceived by some of the people... By the way for the ones asking for the lions...... It's coming soon... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Footballfan Posted December 20, 2006 Share Posted December 20, 2006 Thanks Lemon- I'm laughing so hard I am crying (it is a good feeling not to cry about what a joke Ford management has made the company!). Happy holidays! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kev-Mo Posted December 20, 2006 Share Posted December 20, 2006 Please help me understand! You (Lemon) have a desire for a great American company to fail, and the same desire for a Japanese company to succeed? As an American, this is mind boggling to me. You have a desire for a company to fail – A company who for over 100 years has employed hundreds of thousands of people (directly and indirectly), paid fair wages, paid for medical benefits and college educations, contributed millions and millions of dollars in federal, state and local taxes to pay for vital infrastructure, defense, education, police and fire protection. A company that was absolutely vital to the defense of this nation in two World Wars. All this history and contribution, and you actually want them to fail? That is absurd and insulting. How does one actually get to the point where they want to see us (as a nation) fail? Do you not understand that we are all economically connected? My (American based) company (not Ford) pays medical bills and benefits for my family and I am appreciative of that. They also pay huge amounts of taxes and most importantly; contribute to other industries by being profitable and healthy, which we are. Over time, the company I work for has made mistakes and had its share of struggles. We are all working hard to keep on course. Foreign companies are here to make profits, and much of that goes back home across the big ponds (sorry Bec). Sure, many of them are well run, and they employ people, but none have the historical track record of the great American companies. We, as Americans owe our home teams some respect and gratitude for getting us where we are today. Although none are perfect and all make mistakes, I want ALL American companies to thrive and be profitable! It is simply in our best interest as a sovereign nation. I want GM and Ford to be the greatest Auto companies on earth. I want Boeing to beat the pants off of Airbus! I want American software and telecom companies to be the world’s leaders! I want America to be a great industrial manufacturing powerhouse and show the world we can do it, pay fair wages and not destroy the environment (unlike China). If American companies are successful, we will all benefit. And lastly if not most important – we need American companies to be healthy as a vital key in our national defense. I don’t want to rely on the same guys selling military vehicles to our enemies (Toyota) to supply our troops in time of war. And don’t think it can’t happen. It would be helpful to me if you would please explain why you want your neighbor(s) to fail, thus bringing us all down? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Footballfan Posted December 20, 2006 Share Posted December 20, 2006 Please help me understand! You (Lemon) have a desire for a great American company to fail, and the same desire for a Japanese company to succeed? As an American, this is mind boggling to me. You have a desire for a company to fail – A company who for over 100 years has employed hundreds of thousands of people (directly and indirectly), paid fair wages, paid for medical benefits and college educations, contributed millions and millions of dollars in federal, state and local taxes to pay for vital infrastructure, defense, education, police and fire protection. A company that was absolutely vital to the defense of this nation in two World Wars. All this history and contribution, and you actually want them to fail? That is absurd and insulting. How does one actually get to the point where they want to see us (as a nation) fail? Do you not understand that we are all economically connected? My (American based) company (not Ford) pays medical bills and benefits for my family and I am appreciative of that. They also pay huge amounts of taxes and most importantly; contribute to other industries by being profitable and healthy, which we are. Over time, the company I work for has made mistakes and had its share of struggles. We are all working hard to keep on course. Foreign companies are here to make profits, and much of that goes back home across the big ponds (sorry Bec). Sure, many of them are well run, and they employ people, but none have the historical track record of the great American companies. We, as Americans owe our home teams some respect and gratitude for getting us where we are today. Although none are perfect and all make mistakes, I want ALL American companies to thrive and be profitable! It is simply in our best interest as a sovereign nation. I want GM and Ford to be the greatest Auto companies on earth. I want Boeing to beat the pants off of Airbus! I want American software and telecom companies to be the world’s leaders! I want America to be a great industrial manufacturing powerhouse and show the world we can do it, pay fair wages and not destroy the environment (unlike China). If American companies are successful, we will all benefit. And lastly if not most important – we need American companies to be healthy as a vital key in our national defense. I don’t want to rely on the same guys selling military vehicles to our enemies (Toyota) to supply our troops in time of war. And don’t think it can’t happen. It would be helpful to me if you would please explain why you want your neighbor(s) to fail, thus bringing us all down? Hi Kevin. If I may speak for Lemon and myself, I do not think that he or any of us want the company to fail. I love Ford Motor Company, but despise their management. However, the goons that have run this place in the ground for so long open themeselves up for criticism. Bill Ford Jr. has about zero credibility with customers, employees, and suppliers. Mark Fields has not proven himself in a role larger than division manager (Mazda), yet he is acting like he is the save-all for Ford Motor Company when in essence, he has accomplished nothing- lower market share, record losses etc. Like Lemon, I feel Ford is being lead down the wrong path due to its management. But like you, I would love to see Toyota, Honda, and Nissan fail instead of Ford, GM and Chrysler. But Ford and its management are playing into the Jap Three's hands by giving them market share, and surrendering key major segments of the market. Best of luck to you and all of us Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OAC_Sparky Posted December 20, 2006 Share Posted December 20, 2006 It would be helpful to me if you would please explain why you want your neighbor(s) to fail, thus bringing us all down? Because he's a failure, and misery loves company. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLemon Posted December 20, 2006 Author Share Posted December 20, 2006 Please help me understand! You (Lemon) have a desire for a great American company to fail, and the same desire for a Japanese company to succeed? As an American, this is mind boggling to me. You have a desire for a company to fail – A company who for over 100 years has employed hundreds of thousands of people (directly and indirectly), paid fair wages, paid for medical benefits and college educations, contributed millions and millions of dollars in federal, state and local taxes to pay for vital infrastructure, defense, education, police and fire protection. A company that was absolutely vital to the defense of this nation in two World Wars. All this history and contribution, and you actually want them to fail? That is absurd and insulting. How does one actually get to the point where they want to see us (as a nation) fail? Do you not understand that we are all economically connected? My (American based) company (not Ford) pays medical bills and benefits for my family and I am appreciative of that. They also pay huge amounts of taxes and most importantly; contribute to other industries by being profitable and healthy, which we are. Over time, the company I work for has made mistakes and had its share of struggles. We are all working hard to keep on course. Foreign companies are here to make profits, and much of that goes back home across the big ponds (sorry Bec). Sure, many of them are well run, and they employ people, but none have the historical track record of the great American companies. We, as Americans owe our home teams some respect and gratitude for getting us where we are today. Although none are perfect and all make mistakes, I want ALL American companies to thrive and be profitable! It is simply in our best interest as a sovereign nation. I want GM and Ford to be the greatest Auto companies on earth. I want Boeing to beat the pants off of Airbus! I want American software and telecom companies to be the world’s leaders! I want America to be a great industrial manufacturing powerhouse and show the world we can do it, pay fair wages and not destroy the environment (unlike China). If American companies are successful, we will all benefit. And lastly if not most important – we need American companies to be healthy as a vital key in our national defense. I don’t want to rely on the same guys selling military vehicles to our enemies (Toyota) to supply our troops in time of war. And don’t think it can’t happen. It would be helpful to me if you would please explain why you want your neighbor(s) to fail, thus bringing us all down? When I read your post I felt like asking you something: What do you think of this: Ford Says It's Patriotic to Buy A Mustang, but the Toyota Sienna Is Made In Indiana With More U.S. Parts.... I, myself used to be a loyal Ford customers going back to the model T..... (Yes! I am old but who cares! Ford got plenty of my money since I started to drive)... I supported them but they have screwed me too many times and this is UNACCEPTABLE. Tell me: Have you ever got screwed by the Ford Motor Company? If yes, are you always coming back for more??? Honestly..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kev-Mo Posted December 20, 2006 Share Posted December 20, 2006 (edited) I have a 10 year old Ford and a 9 year old Ford - both are very good vehicles. Certainly got my money's worth and still going strong. Hope you don't wish failure to the rest of us trying to make a living...even though we are not perfect. I feel like I owe the home team some respect, for helping get us to where we are today. There are relavent lines in my post - like national defense and inter-related industries that are critical. All I ever hear is that foreign companies are assembling cars here for this market. That does not mean they have been contributing for 100+ years. Edited December 20, 2006 by Kev-Mo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLemon Posted December 20, 2006 Author Share Posted December 20, 2006 Don't feed the trolls! Don't feed the lions.... It's all the same! ha ha ha ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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