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Ford Expedition .. what do you think happened?


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"excuse me while I whip this out............"

 

 

[the Johnsons load their guns and point them at Bart. Bart then points his own pistol at his head]

 

Bart: [speaking in a low voice] Hold it! Next man makes a move, the ni**er gets it!

Olson Johnson: Hold it, men. He's not bluffing.

Dr. Sam Johnson: Listen to him, men, he's just crazy enough to do it!

Bart: [low voice] Drop it! Or I swear I'll blow this ni**er's head all over this town!

Bart: [now speaking in a higher voice] Oh, lo'dy, lo'd, he's desp'it! Do what he sayyyy, do what he sayyyy...

 

[the Johnsons drop their guns. Bart jams the gun into his neck and drags himself through the crowd and towards the station]

 

Harriett Van Johnson: Isn't anybody going to help that poor man?

Dr. Sam Johnson: Hush, Harriet, that's a sure way to get him killed!

Bart: [higher voice] Oooh! He'p me, he'p me! Somebody he'p me! He'p me! He'p me! He'p me!

Bart: [lower voice] Shut up!

 

[bart places his hand over his own mouth, drags himself through the door into his office]

 

Bart: Ooh, baby, you are so talented! And they are so DUMB!

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Taggart: I got it! I know how we can run everyone out of Rock Ridge.

Hedley Lamarr: How?

Taggart: We'll kill the first born male child in every household.

Hedley Lamarr: [after some intrigued consideration] ... Too Jewish.

 

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Taggart: What do you want me to do, sir?

Hedley Lamarr: I want you to round up every vicious criminal and gunslinger in the west. Take this down.

[Taggart looks for a pen and paper while Hedley talks]

 

Hedley Lamarr: I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists.

Taggart: [finding pen and paper] Could you repeat that, sir?

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