Deanh Posted December 19, 2008 Share Posted December 19, 2008 What did he say?? He said the Sheriff was near....... "excuse me while I whip this out............" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J-150 Posted December 19, 2008 Share Posted December 19, 2008 "where da' white women at?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark B. Morrow Posted December 19, 2008 Share Posted December 19, 2008 "excuse me while I whip this out............" [the Johnsons load their guns and point them at Bart. Bart then points his own pistol at his head] Bart: [speaking in a low voice] Hold it! Next man makes a move, the ni**er gets it! Olson Johnson: Hold it, men. He's not bluffing. Dr. Sam Johnson: Listen to him, men, he's just crazy enough to do it! Bart: [low voice] Drop it! Or I swear I'll blow this ni**er's head all over this town! Bart: [now speaking in a higher voice] Oh, lo'dy, lo'd, he's desp'it! Do what he sayyyy, do what he sayyyy... [the Johnsons drop their guns. Bart jams the gun into his neck and drags himself through the crowd and towards the station] Harriett Van Johnson: Isn't anybody going to help that poor man? Dr. Sam Johnson: Hush, Harriet, that's a sure way to get him killed! Bart: [higher voice] Oooh! He'p me, he'p me! Somebody he'p me! He'p me! He'p me! He'p me! Bart: [lower voice] Shut up! [bart places his hand over his own mouth, drags himself through the door into his office] Bart: Ooh, baby, you are so talented! And they are so DUMB! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deanh Posted December 19, 2008 Share Posted December 19, 2008 "where da' white women at?" over at the Cracker Nicks house... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickF1011 Posted December 19, 2008 Share Posted December 19, 2008 over at the Cracker Nicks house... Only one white woman at my house... but as many will tell ya, that's more than enough. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deanh Posted December 19, 2008 Share Posted December 19, 2008 (edited) Only one white woman at my house... but as many will tell ya, that's more than enough. :lol: hopefully she doesn't frequent BON, or your'e in trouble Mr.....is she inflatable as well? Edited December 19, 2008 by Deanh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Versa-Tech Posted December 19, 2008 Share Posted December 19, 2008 hopefully she doesn't frequent BON, or your'e in trouble Mr.....is she inflatable as well? Shit, if my girl frequented BON, she would probably leave me :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Critic Posted December 19, 2008 Share Posted December 19, 2008 "where da' white women at?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark B. Morrow Posted December 19, 2008 Share Posted December 19, 2008 Taggart: I got it! I know how we can run everyone out of Rock Ridge. Hedley Lamarr: How? Taggart: We'll kill the first born male child in every household. Hedley Lamarr: [after some intrigued consideration] ... Too Jewish. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Taggart: What do you want me to do, sir? Hedley Lamarr: I want you to round up every vicious criminal and gunslinger in the west. Take this down. [Taggart looks for a pen and paper while Hedley talks] Hedley Lamarr: I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists. Taggart: [finding pen and paper] Could you repeat that, sir? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickF1011 Posted December 19, 2008 Share Posted December 19, 2008 hopefully she doesn't frequent BON, or your'e in trouble Mr.....is she inflatable as well? After what I'm spending on her for Christmas, I almost wish she was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deanh Posted December 19, 2008 Share Posted December 19, 2008 After what I'm spending on her for Christmas, I almost wish she was. if in the throes/ THROWS of passion she farts three times and flies out the window you'll know for sure..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickF1011 Posted December 19, 2008 Share Posted December 19, 2008 if in the throes/ THROWS of passion she farts three times and flies out the window you'll know for sure..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Versa-Tech Posted December 19, 2008 Share Posted December 19, 2008 if in the throes/ THROWS of passion she farts three times and flies out the window you'll know for sure..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armadamaster Posted December 20, 2008 Share Posted December 20, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timmm55 Posted December 20, 2008 Share Posted December 20, 2008 Now that IS funny! I didn't realize Cleavon Little was in Vanishing Point. Blazing Saddles and Young Frankenstein are two of my favorite comedy movies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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