Michael Reynolds Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 http://www.autoblog.com/2009/02/16/in-the-...d-fusion-sport/ And look P71 is still trolling. I'm thinking the kid needs to see another doctor or something.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Reynolds Posted February 16, 2009 Author Share Posted February 16, 2009 Oh and those of you that feel alienated by the SHO's pricing......this appears to be the car for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silvrsvt Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 Wow I do not like the Red treatment on the dash...I know you can get blue or just plain black which is a good thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichardJensen Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 (edited) Super lolz for the guy from Germany who thinks he's qualified to offer an opinion on a car based on a stat sheet and some photos.... Super lolz also for special Matt's "need the Mondeo stat" typed out on his brother's old 66mhz Pentium with Windows 95 from his parent's basement under the 60 watt lightbulb with the flip switch on the socket hanging from the floor joists, with the half-drywalled studs and bare concrete floor and the rusty flooor drain and the tiny patch of stained remnant carpet, amidst the piles of old newspapers and shoeboxes with unidentifiable objects in them and that fusty smell that damp basements have. The computer's on a card table with a ripped vinyl top with little bits of foam sticking out of it, and he's sitting on one of those old stackable banquet chairs with no armrests and he's blown out the back end of the cushion and there's foam sticking out of that too. The half finished bathroom with a shower curtain for a door and the dark brown hardwater stain in the toilet bowl and the creaky leaky faucets and the deep freeze are his only other companions, and his mom yelling from the top of the stairs, "MATT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR WORK??" Also, what's up with "Richard" and "I am Rich" over there? Richard seems to be the guy on this board that owns a G8, and I can't for the life of me remember his nickname--only that he's also got (I think) a silver F150, and a signature picture with both of them in his driveway. Autoblog is a great place for a laugh. Edited February 16, 2009 by RichardJensen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blazerdude20 Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 Super lolz for the guy from Germany who thinks he's qualified to offer an opinion on a car based on a stat sheet and some photos.... Super lolz also for special Matt's "need the Mondeo stat" typed out on his brother's old 66mhz Pentium with Windows 95 from his parent's basement under the 60 watt lightbulb with the flip switch on the socket hanging from the floor joists, with the half-drywalled studs and bare concrete floor and the rusty flooor drain and the tiny patch of stained remnant carpet, amidst the piles of old newspapers and shoeboxes with unidentifiable objects in them and that fusty smell that damp basements have. The computer's on a card table with a ripped vinyl top with little bits of foam sticking out of it, and he's sitting on one of those old stackable banquet chairs with no armrests and he's blown out the back end of the cushion and there's foam sticking out of that too. The half finished bathroom with a shower curtain for a door and the dark brown hardwater stain in the toilet bowl and the creaky leaky faucets and the deep freeze are his only other companions, and his mom yelling from the top of the stairs, "MATT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR WORK??" Also, what's up with "Richard" and "I am Rich" over there? Richard seems to be the guy on this board that owns a G8, and I can't for the life of me remember his nickname--only that he's also got (I think) a silver F150, and a signature picture with both of them in his driveway. Autoblog is a great place for a laugh. bravo! Richard you are my hero for the day :shades: i saw his comment too. the guy has issues. though i guess i would have issues too if i was a 45 year old virgin living in his moms basement anyone know the size of those tires? they look much thicker than the 18" tires on the sap wheels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomServo92 Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 Super lolz for the guy from Germany who thinks he's qualified to offer an opinion on a car based on a stat sheet and some photos.... Super lolz also for special Matt's "need the Mondeo stat" typed out on his brother's old 66mhz Pentium with Windows 95 from his parent's basement under the 60 watt lightbulb with the flip switch on the socket hanging from the floor joists, with the half-drywalled studs and bare concrete floor and the rusty flooor drain and the tiny patch of stained remnant carpet, amidst the piles of old newspapers and shoeboxes with unidentifiable objects in them and that fusty smell that damp basements have. The computer's on a card table with a ripped vinyl top with little bits of foam sticking out of it, and he's sitting on one of those old stackable banquet chairs with no armrests and he's blown out the back end of the cushion and there's foam sticking out of that too. The half finished bathroom with a shower curtain for a door and the dark brown hardwater stain in the toilet bowl and the creaky leaky faucets and the deep freeze are his only other companions, and his mom yelling from the top of the stairs, "MATT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR WORK??" Also, what's up with "Richard" and "I am Rich" over there? Richard seems to be the guy on this board that owns a G8, and I can't for the life of me remember his nickname--only that he's also got (I think) a silver F150, and a signature picture with both of them in his driveway. Autoblog is a great place for a laugh. You forgot the blow-up doll in the corner.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichardJensen Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 You forgot the blow-up doll in the corner.... No I didn't. His mom found it while she was doing laundry and threw it away along with his stash of Victoria's Secret catalogs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomServo92 Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 No I didn't. His mom found it while she was doing laundry and threw it away along with his stash of Victoria's Secret catalogs. I always figured him for a National Geographic afficionado.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichardJensen Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 I always figured him for a National Geographic afficionado.... That would require that 1) his family had a subscription and 2) that he knew what was in them. Do you see either as likely? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomServo92 Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 (edited) That would require that 1) his family had a subscription and 2) that he knew what was in them. Do you see either as likely? He steals them from his neighbors trash can at 3:00AM. Mlhm5 told him how "hawt" they are.... Edited February 17, 2009 by TomServo92 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mustang84isu Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 Super lolz also for special Matt's "need the Mondeo stat" typed out on his brother's old 66mhz Pentium with Windows 95 from his parent's basement under the 60 watt lightbulb with the flip switch on the socket hanging from the floor joists, with the half-drywalled studs and bare concrete floor and the rusty flooor drain and the tiny patch of stained remnant carpet, amidst the piles of old newspapers and shoeboxes with unidentifiable objects in them and that fusty smell that damp basements have. The computer's on a card table with a ripped vinyl top with little bits of foam sticking out of it, and he's sitting on one of those old stackable banquet chairs with no armrests and he's blown out the back end of the cushion and there's foam sticking out of that too. The half finished bathroom with a shower curtain for a door and the dark brown hardwater stain in the toilet bowl and the creaky leaky faucets and the deep freeze are his only other companions, and his mom yelling from the top of the stairs, "MATT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR WORK??" Thanks for that, I've been sick all day today and reading that made me laugh to the point where I'm actually feeling a bit better! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Reynolds Posted February 17, 2009 Author Share Posted February 17, 2009 LOL...... Seriously I wonder if that kid is in need of meds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edstock Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 Perhaps some electrification? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goingincirclez Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 For someone who was so hated and banned, that matt guy sure still gets a lot of attention around here. Hell he's become legendary - maybe he won by default? I thought this was going to be about the Fusion... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichardJensen Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 For someone who was so hated and banned, that matt guy sure still gets a lot of attention around here. Hell he's become legendary - maybe he won by default? I thought this was going to be about the Fusion... Does it count as a win if he doesn't consider it a win? I'm just out for cheap laughs. If I consider it a win that I got cheap laughs by painting a caricature of Matt as a basement dwelling adult child, does that count? As for the review, it's a big ho-hum. We all know that the Fusion Sport's a cool car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goingincirclez Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 I'm just out for cheap laughs. If I consider it a win that I got cheap laughs by painting a caricature of Matt as a basement dwelling adult child, does that count? Mmm, I guess... tho I kinda see it more like picking on a kid in the special olympics... Fusion Sport = tasty. Like a poor-man's SHO. What a great time to be a Ford fan... it's about damn time! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomServo92 Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 Mmm, I guess... tho I kinda see it more like picking on a kid in the special olympics... Fusion Sport = tasty. Like a poor-man's SHO. What a great time to be a Ford fan... it's about damn time! Absolutely! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichardJensen Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 Mmm, I guess... tho I kinda see it more like picking on a kid in the special olympics... People in the Special Olympics don't sign up for an IP masking service to disguise their identity. That's the difference. Matt doesn't have 'limited' faculties, he has severely misdirected faculties. The difference? You can be held responsible for misdirecting your abilities. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blazerdude20 Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 For someone who was so hated and banned, that matt guy sure still gets a lot of attention around here. Hell he's become legendary - maybe he won by default? I thought this was going to be about the Fusion... i dont hate him/it. i just feel sorry. as for why he still is talked about... most people in here are probably like me and are attracted to things they cant figure out. being schizophrenic is one of those things :reading: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomServo92 Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 i dont hate him/it. i just feel sorry. as for why he still is talked about... most people in here are probably like me and are attracted to things they cant figure out. being schizophrenic is one of those things :reading: Don't forget the severe obessive/compulsive disorder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mustang_sallad Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 uhhh.... 20 posts long and nothing on topic? This car is sick, I saw it in person a couple weeks ago. I just prefer the old tail lamps though. They need to do a 2.5L ecoboost with a 5-speed, that'd be a nice complement to the SHO. ps where's this dude's post on autoblog? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichardJensen Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 Oh, it's way back in the comments list... As to comments being on topic what's to say? AB likes it, we like it, and some funny guys made butts out of themselves complaining about it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomServo92 Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 Well, the article and pics pretty much speak for themselves so we had to have something to talk about. Look for "Matt" (post #72) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Reynolds Posted February 17, 2009 Author Share Posted February 17, 2009 I'm impressed. Just add some HIDs Ford, and if the car handles like they say ..... very nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Reynolds Posted February 17, 2009 Author Share Posted February 17, 2009 (edited) I found an audio clip of P71 on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hN08jEthoB0 Can you hear Richard in the background attempting to mediate? Edited February 17, 2009 by Michael Reynolds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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