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I think this is an appropriate place to repeat one of my favorite jokes.

 

A Lufthansa pilot (German) was at the Berlin airport and asked for permission to take off in German. The ATC told him he had to ask in English (International Standard). The German pilot says "Why is it that a German Pilot in a German plane in a German airport in Germany need to speak English"? An unknown nearby British Airlines pilot chimes in "Because you lost the bloody war!!!!"

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I posted akirby's story on another forum and got this response:

 

The German air controllers at Frankfurt Airport are renowned as a short-tempered lot. They not only expect one to know one's gate parking location, but how to get there without any assistance from them. So it was with some amusement that we (a Pan Am 747) listened to the following exchange between Frankfurt ground control and a British Airways 747, call sign Speedbird 206.

Speedbird 206: "Frankfurt , Speedbird 206 clear of active runway."

Ground: "Speedbird 206. Taxi to gate Alpha One-Seven."

The BA 747 pulled onto the main taxiway and slowed to a stop.

Ground: "Speedbird, do you not know where you are going?"

Speedbird 206: "Stand by, Ground, I'm looking up our gate location now."

Ground (with quite arrogant impatience): "Speedbird 206, have you not been to Frankfurt before?"

Speedbird 206 (coolly): "Yes, twice in 1944, but it was dark -- and I didn't land."

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