range Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 At least she's not behind the wheel...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ANTAUS Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 So what does the "BPM" behind her stand for? " Bitch Pretending to Model" ? or "Blond Plastic Mannequin" ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LincolnFan Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 Does she know that car is a Ford? I doubt it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2005GTP Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 Bitch Prison-Mate Bi-Polar Muff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JLaudioF150 Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 :shades: Scew you guys - she looks HOT posing with the Escape. I bet all of you would prefer Michael Moore... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZanatWork Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 :shades: Scew you guys - she looks HOT posing with the Escape. I bet all of you would prefer Michael Moore... Dude, that's been bored out more times than a '76 350. I can't think of a woman that has "moron skank" MORE visible on her face! Try Jessica Alba, Laetitia Casta, or practically anyone else in the fairer sex. Paris Hilton's a perfect example that even gazillions of dollars can't buy class. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edstock Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 Ah, the Paris Hilton model Escape, comes with built-in driver's douche bag and ESC (Electronic Skank Control). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichardJensen Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 ESC (Electronic Skank Control). Apparently Toyota looked at equipping the Prius with a special technology called "Poseur Inhibitor" but they found that it would cripple sales of the vehicle in Los Angeles and other key markets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackHorse Posted July 23, 2007 Share Posted July 23, 2007 Everybody talks a big game, . . . until it's time to play. The truth is none of us really know much of anything about any of these celebrity women except what we see in the news, an unreliable source at best. For all we know Jessica is a total slam tramp and it just isn't covered by the media because she doesn't get filmed doing it. Also I'd be willing to bet good money that all of you posers would fold like tissue paper and give in if Paris Hilton was trying to put it on you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark B. Morrow Posted July 23, 2007 Share Posted July 23, 2007 Ah, the Paris Hilton model Escape, comes with built-in driver's douche bag and ESC (Electronic Skank Control). Didn't Paris have ESC (Electronic Skank Control) when they put the ankle bracelet on her during her brief vacation from jail? Of course the problem with skanks is that they are hard to control, electronically or otherwise. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebritt Posted July 23, 2007 Share Posted July 23, 2007 :shades: Scew you guys - she looks HOT posing with the Escape. I bet all of you would prefer Michael Moore... Only if he was strapped to the fender with a gut full o' buckshot! :happy feet: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mustang84isu Posted July 23, 2007 Share Posted July 23, 2007 Paris is kinda like the bears in Yellowstone...nice to look at from a safe distance, just don't venture too close! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goingincirclez Posted July 23, 2007 Share Posted July 23, 2007 (edited) Riddle me this Batman! What's worse: A) The "skanky, no-class, (insert additional vernacular slam of your choice here), stupid rich white girl" OR B ) The society obsessed with same (to the point of posting her on an wholly unrelated AUTOMOTIVE site) Edited July 23, 2007 by goingincirclez Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackHorse Posted July 23, 2007 Share Posted July 23, 2007 Riddle me this Batman! What's worse:A) The "skanky, no-class, (insert additional vernacular slam of your choice here), stupid rich white girl" OR B ) The society obsessed with same (to the point of posting her on an wholly unrelated AUTOMOTIVE site) He's got you there boys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JLaudioF150 Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 He's got you there boys. She's still HOT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suv_guy_19 Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 (edited) She's still HOT. not really....maybe her body but not her face.....although I doubt i would refuse her. Edited July 24, 2007 by suv_guy_19 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ANTAUS Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 Personally, I wouldn't even do her, with my best-friends dick. She looks like the type that doesn't want to mess up her hair during, probably makes no noise, and probably has no facial expression during orgasm, afraid to mess up her make-up. Personally, I prefer the ball busting, ass slamming, bedboard breaking, sheet tearing, back clawing, intense kinda sex...and I dont think she can fit that requirement... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joihan777 Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 (edited) Everybody talks a big game, . . . until it's time to play. The truth is none of us really know much of anything about any of these celebrity women except what we see in the news, an unreliable source at best. For all we know Jessica is a total slam tramp and it just isn't covered by the media because she doesn't get filmed doing it. Also I'd be willing to bet good money that all of you posers would fold like tissue paper and give in if Paris Hilton was trying to put it on you. No, Electronic Skank Control really is needed here. Brother's in the bizz, he met her at a party. She really is a drunk skank according to her actions. Pity Edited July 24, 2007 by joihan777 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joihan777 Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 Only if he was strapped to the fender with a gut full o' buckshot! :happy feet: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadrunner Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 (edited) Everybody talks a big game, . . . until it's time to play. The truth is none of us really know much of anything about any of these celebrity women except what we see in the news, an unreliable source at best. For all we know Jessica is a total slam tramp and it just isn't covered by the media because she doesn't get filmed doing it. Jessica Alba? In this case, that's not true. Raised as a white-hispanic Catholic, Alba refuses to do nudity and prefers to be a positive role model. see http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/2...s_heritage.html As for Paris -- why Ford why? Why waste money with a person that actually detracts from the brand? Edited July 24, 2007 by Roadrunner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZanatWork Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 She's still HOT. Only if set on fire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackHorse Posted July 25, 2007 Share Posted July 25, 2007 Jessica Alba? In this case, that's not true. Raised as a white-hispanic Catholic, Alba refuses to do nudity and prefers to be a positive role model. Right, Jessica Alba, see also playing the role of a stripper in Sin City. Very positive role model. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tommy8768 Posted July 25, 2007 Share Posted July 25, 2007 Paris Hilton modeling next to an ESCAPE...how ironic. She could have used that a month or two ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadrunner Posted July 26, 2007 Share Posted July 26, 2007 Note signature V Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deanh Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 Paris Hilton modeling next to an ESCAPE...how ironic. She could have used that a month or two ago. next up...Ron Jeremy promoting the new Tundra....insert quip here........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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